sweets for his kids, only to find out they were shaped like genitalia.James Austin, 47, had been in Benidorm, Spain, earlier this month visiting his father Malcolm when he decided to buy some treats for his three sons – William and Oliver, both 13, and Samuel, 10.The social media manager brought back what he thought was “Spanish Haribo” from Candy Shop Diana in the Costa Blanca resort town.When James returned home to Derbyshire, he gave out the candy and only realised his howler when one of his giggling sons showed him a so-called “sperm” chew.James, who is married to wife Helen, said: “William came down in fits of laughter and asked, ‘Have you seen these sweets, dad?’ and me and Helen just looked at each other confused. "When he showed me the sperm one, he was in hysterics.” The kids’ X-rated assortment of sweets included a selection of willies, vaginas, bum cheeks, and breasts.
