Brad Pitt’s Dating Life is Still a Joke (But He’s in on It)

wmagazine.com:

“I wanted to bring my mom, but I couldn’t," Brad Pitt joked earlier this year when accepting his Golden Globe. "Because, any woman I stand next to, they say I’m dating…and it would just be awkward." Indeed, ever since Pitt announced his split from Angelina Jolie three-and-half years ago, the tabloid media has inferred that the actor is dating just about any woman he's spotted within three feet of.

He's been linked to an Oscar-winning actresses, an MIT Media Lab professor, and even a woman named Lydia who he met at a coffee shop (this is to say nothing of all the Jennifer Aniston reunion fan fiction out there).

But each rumor cycle has amounted to next to nothing. Pitt, who is still legally married to Jolie, has remained publicly single