'Now we know where Wayne Rooney keeps his brain cell - in a cheap hotel in Manchester'
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dailystar.co.ukDon't wait around for updates - sign up for our daily football email newsletter today!I have often wondered where Wayne Rooney keeps his brain cell and now we all know.
It only needs a very small space so it’s obviously stored in his, er, chipolata and two peas.Because surely not even on Planet Potato Head does going back to a cheap hotel room with two random blonde 21-year-olds begin to make the teeniest, tiniest bit of sense.Especially when you’ve got plenty of form for getting caught out and your long-suffering wife is on holiday with your four young children.The best bit about Wazza’s latest nightclub exploits is that he had the sheer nerve to claim he’d been stitched up when the young ladies took semi-naked selfies of themselves with.
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