viral song about it.Most songs sung about men are usually about a crushing heartbreak or an everlasting love.But Sez has penned a song about her experience with a date after she slept in his bed.And, it is not about a steamy sex session or coffee and cuddles in the morning.The songwriter from Melbourne, Australia, realised she had got a spot of period blood on her flame’s, known as ‘Ted’, bed sheets.But instead of a caring reaction, he ‘flipped out’ at Sez for the mark she left on his sheets.So this gave Sez ammunition to write a song about Ted and his lack of understanding about how women’s bodies, well, work.Now, the song named ‘Ted’ has already racked up a huge 1.8 million views in only three days of being posted to TikTok.Sez explained: “This song is for this man that I slept at his house and then I got a bit of period in his bed by accident and he was like ‘what the f***’ and I was like ‘seriously sorry for existing’, Jesus.“So this one’s for you Ted.”The songwriter from down under then whipped out her acoustic guitar and blasted out the revenge tune.Sez sang: “Hey Ted, I just realised I got my period in your bed.“You ask me how I didn't know honestly mate I don’t track my flow,“Just think of it like Picasso on your sheets, I mean it is what it is, my period.“I can’t delete like when you were born your mum would’ve been gushing blood but look I’ve only left a patch, it’s not a flood.”She savagely continued: “And ya sheets are pretty dirty anyway I’m doing you a little favour, go soak him for a couple of days.
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