AFTER what seems like an eternity – though actually it’s about two and a half years – the Wagatha Christie saga is almost over.
And there is only one Man Of The Match. The ludicrous dispute finally concluded in the High Court on Thursday, with a lengthy wait now before the judge delivers her verdict, ending one of the ugliest soap operas in showbiz history.
But before we all retire, having reached our own not-at-all legally binding conclusions, I’ll put forward a final, closing argument amid the sea of “They’re all dreadful, everybody loses” commentary.
So here it is. The winner, by miles? It’s . . . Jamie Vardy. Bear with me. The Leicester City ace hasn’t always been whiter than white.
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