If the zodiac signs themselves were winners in academy categories, we’d place our bets that Aries would win Best Live Action Short Film, as they go hard but not for long.Taurus takes Best Production Design because they live to curate (cough) control an aesthetic agenda, Gemini is Best Adapted Screenplay as they are adept at manipulating other people’s messages, Cancer is Best Sound because, from the silent treatment to hysterics, they know how to play the decibel game.Leo is main character energy incarnate as Best Actor/Actress in a Lead Role, Virgo with their unblinking judgment and thankless efforts are Best Editing; Libra, superficial — but very good at it — is Best Cinematography; Scorpio is Best Director because they are power hungry puppet masters/shameless oligarchs, Sagittarius on account of their love of pageantry, is Best Hair and Makeup Styling.
Libra is cinematography because they’re superficial but good at it.Capricorns, sluts for good tailoring, are Best Costume Design and Aquarius — with their pension for disappearing beneath masks of the literal and metaphorical variety — are Best Hair and Makeup Styling.Last but certainly not least deserving, Pisces, with their wild delusions and limited attention spans, are Best Animated Short.Now that you’ve been primed on the stars at their award show, read on to find out which nominated film matches each zodiac sign.Starring IRL Aries Adrien Brody, “The Brutalist” is an unflinching portrait of an immigrant architect living the post-war American Nightmare.
The film takes its title from an architectural style that favors bare materials and raw forms. As the first sign in the zodiac, Aries is made of a similar kind of bald, bold purity.
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