ShitLawns, a Twitter account dedicated to ‘showcasing the hideous trend of plastic lawns’. It has more than 30,000 irate followers.
But there’s also @ShitLawnsParody, an account dedicated to ‘showcasing the fabulous trend of plastic lawns’. It has… 27 followers.It is not for me to judge people with fake turf – I will leave that to our gasping, livid descendants.
But it’s entirely possible I’m just jealous. On those mornings when I stand at the window, I tend to look from my neighbours’ lawn to my au naturel alternative.
It may be real, but it’s also scuffed, muddy, overlong in places and overshort in others.Maybe I should swap it for something lower maintenance.
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