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Schmeichel has wellied the ball so far it is nearer Tim Flowers in the Blackburn goal. Yet Shearer raises his boot and brands Schmeichel's thigh with his studs.
En masse, the Old Trafford denizens chant: F--k off Shearer, F--k off Shearer, F--k off Shearer Wherever United matchgoers are sat, they stand to chastise Shearer.
The referee Keith Burge flourishes yellow when the offence warrants a red. In that era, this era, any era. It is February 1996 and United are championship challengers and Blackburn also-rans.
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