Get the latest United updates, transfer news and analysis delivered straight to your inbox every day for free Even the London bus anecdote would fall short of describing the gruelling run of fixtures Manchester United have had to contend with.
It's only seven days ago that Ole Gunnar Solskjaer and his side booked their place in the Europa League final at the expense of Italian opponents Roma.
Since that second-leg clash, United have already played two more games - with a third on the horizon tonight. A comeback victory over Aston Villa was followed by a 2-1 defeat by Leicester City, although the manager was forced into making 10 changes at Old Trafford.
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