The Masked Dancer had excited the birdbrains. But what on earth made ITV think we’d want to endure strictly dumb dancing for 90 minutes every night?
At least with The Masked Singer you had half a chance of guessing the celebrity from their vocals. What chance is there with dance?
You’ve only got their legs to go on. You might as well have Masked Ventriloquists.Jonathan Ross plays along, making demented guesses: Prue Leith, Meghan Markle, Richard Branson… He knows it’s cobblers but clearly needs the cash.
Well, his Gucci handbags don’t come cheap. Even when losers are unmasked, most viewers were stumped. Beetroot was Dita Von Teese, the rubber chicken was Eddie Edwards.
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