Jeremy Clarkson brutally mocks Neil Parish as MP resigns after watching porn in Commons

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Jeremy Clarkson, 62, commented on Kim’s Met Gala look in his latest column after the Kardashian sister caused a stir when she wore the dress Marilyn Monroe famously wore to sing Happy Birthday to President John F. Kennedy in May 1962.

Jeremy Clarkson’s application to expand the car park at his Diddly Squat Farm has reportedly been rejected.The TV presenter had been hoping to increase the number of parking spaces in the compound from 10 to 70.The application also outlined new entry and exit points off Chipping Norton Road, as well as a storage compound, according to the BBC.The aforementioned outlet reported that the West Oxfordshire District Council had declined the plans, saying they would have been "visually intrusive”.West Oxfordshire District Council (WODC) explained in its decision notice issued on Friday that the location, size and design of the application would not have been "compatible or consistent in scale with the existing farming business or its open countryside location”.It added that it would have had a "harmful impact on the rural character, scenic beauty and tranquillity of the Cotswolds Area of Outstanding Natural Beauty”.The update comes after an application for a restaurant on the property was refused by the council in January.Jeremy had faced backlash from the local community over his idea to expand the farm.More than 50 objections from local residents were registered with the council.Soon after the application was rejected Jeremy broke his silence in a post shared on Twitter.Taking to the social media platform, an online user questioned if the presenter-turned-farmer had any vacancies available.The Twitter user, who went by the name Suzie Pennington, wrote: "Hi Jeremy. Do you take on work experience on the farm?“My son...

Jeremy Clarkson, 62, has been shopping while searching for “missing Londoners” in his latest column.The car enthusiast included a “spoiler” about where he purchased his girlfriend Lisa Hogan’s upcoming birthday gift.On Sunday, the star of Clarkson’s Farm wrote about his frustrations with London feeling “empty” and said luxury retailers seemed to have forgotten what they were selling due to “inactivity”.The 62-year-old spoke about visiting Tiffany on Bond Street, but admitted this was a “spoiler for Lisa’s birthday,” which is in a “couple of weeks”.Recalling one of his recent visits to London, Jeremy said: “Later I went into Tiffany on Bond Street, which is a bit of a spoiler for Lisa’s birthday in a couple of weeks.”Jeremy observed there was a distinct lack of customers when he visited.He said: “There must have been 20 staff standing around serving absolutely no customers at all.“‘And what brings you to Tiffany’s, sir?’ said the man on the door.”Jeremy wasn’t impressed by this question and added: “As though he’d forgotten what they sold there.”“‘I need some potatoes and a bag of carrots,” Jeremy joked.He told The Sunday Times that “boredom and inactivity” could be to blame for the sales assistant not understanding the joke.Lisa, who is Jeremy’s co-star on the Amazon Prime show, Clarkson’s Farm has revealed what is in store for their relationship in a new interview.The couple have been dating since 2017, when they were introduced to each other by mutual friends.The Irish model spoke to Fabulous magazine and said they don’t have any plans to marry or have children in the near future.Lisa said: “Mrs Clarkson? No, thank you, I like Lisa Hogan.

Jeremy Clarkson, 62, is known for his outspoken personality and he has made his opinion on James Corden's involvement at the Miami's Grand Prix perfectly clear.The Clarkson's Farm star took to Twitter to unleash his fury at the comedian, 43, after the Gavin and Stacey star recently spoke about his time with the McLaren team at the Grand Prix.Jeremy took to Twitter yesterday in view of his 7.7 million followers to share his view on the James coverage.He penned: "Why on earth are we listening to James Corden?"Many social media users took to the posts comments to share their view on the presenter and his involvement in the Miami race.Gaz_Cart said: "I have no idea who thinks people like Corden are important but then again they are the same people that speak to you Jeremy."AndiCole0 added: "Because f1 has been Americanised. More emphasis on entertainment than racing."Garydg7 commented: "I turned on @skysportsf1 saw James Corden...

Jeremy Clarkson, 62, gave his opinion on Lewis Hamilton’s recent disappointing finish in his latest column.Speaking about the Imola Grand Prix in Italy, which took place in April, Jeremy was critical of Lewis' performance.Jeremy said Lewis “qualified badly”, adding that he “spent most of the race at the back of the field, trying and failing to get past someone who was driving what was basically a Morris Marina”.The car enthusiast revealed that, while Lewis’ boss and some commentators had blamed his car for his performance, Jeremy pointed out that his younger Mercedes team-mate George Russell, “soundly” beat him by coming in at fourth position.The Clarkson's Farm presenter claimed that George’s car was “worse” than Lewis’ had been, and was not equally as problematic, as had been previously suggested.The former Top Gear host explained that the Mercedes team “forgot” to change the set-up of George’s car.Damon Hill, the 1996 Formula One World Champion, had a different viewpoint and recently said Lewis had not been “humiliated” by George, although Lewis has been falling behind his team-mate this season.Damon described Lewis as being “a little unlucky”.The multiple champion only managed a 13th place-finish at Imola.Jeremy hasn’t been reserving his anger just for Lewis lately, as he has also been making comments aimed at Amal Clooney in the same column for The Sun.The star of Amazon Prime Video show Clarkson’s Farm said he had assumed the barrister to be a “drippy human rights loony”.He had also thought of her as only having a platform “to get her lefty messages across” because she is married to George Clooney.Despite these assumptions, he did say Amal has “the most beautiful voice I’ve ever heard” when he found himself

During season one of Clarkson’s Farm, Jeremy broke down in tears after visiting an abattoir.He had driven three sick ewes there to be killed and it had proven to be an emotional experience.He had said: “I’m a sheep farmer, this is what sheep farmers do, they take their animals to make, they take them to the abattoir.”He wanted to say goodbye to the sheep but was told by the abattoir manager that it was too late.“Are they really..? Are they dead?” Jeremy exclaimed.He looked around for his beloved ewes and was in tears when he got back to his car.

Luton Town fans have been filmed chanting "we can see you watching porn" at the Houses of Parliament towards ex-MP Neil Parish.Conservative MP Parish resigned from his post as an MP after admitting to watching porn twice in the House of Commons. And the former MP was shown no sympathy from the Luton fans as they sailed along the Thames on Sunday.Luton fans had been ready to make the trip to Fulham on a supporters boat.

Good Morning Britain viewers were not impressed with host Richard Madeley, who they suggested was sympathetic towards porn watching MP Neil Parish.

GOOD Morning Britain viewers were left unimpressed this morning as Richard Madeley appeared sympathetic towards porn watching MP Neil Parish. The presenter returned to the morning TV show today alongside Kate Garraway and kicked off discussing the latest Commons scandal.

Jeremy Clarkson, 62, wrote about his aversion to badgers in his latest column.

Jeremy Clarkson, 62, has revealed Kaleb Cooper met his most recent moral dilemma on Diddly Squat Farm with a “chorus” of tutting noises and “oh for God’s sake”, in disapproval. However, Jeremy couldn’t get over his “guilt” when he discovered a tiny mouse was trapped in the frame of his seed drill last week.Kaleb urged Jeremy not to worry about the creature, as the spring barley needed to be planted without delay.The car enthusiast admitted: “I couldn’t go out into the fields and unfurl this enormous machine — it’s like an oil rig, only bigger and more complicated — knowing that a sweet little mouse was in there. “And that in all probability it wouldn’t survive.“Kaleb was staggered by this and pointed out that the whole farmyard is littered with mouse and rat traps.”While acknowledging that his co-star and colleague had a point, Jeremy was left “white-faced with horror and guilt” when he thought he had rescued the mouse, only for it to take shelter under the back wheel of his tractor.Jeremy then embarked on another rescue attempt, by doing “the best hill start you’ve ever seen”.The star ran into trouble yet again, as he recalled in his latest column for The Sunday Times: “Straight away there was a problem. “Because as this 3.5-tonne machine rose from the ground, it pulled the tractor backwards about nine inches.  “A sickening nine inches.

Speaking to BBC South West, the MP explained: "The situation was that - funnily enough it was tractors I was looking at."I did get into another website that had a very similar name and I watched it for a bit which I shouldn't have done."But my crime - biggest crime - is that on another occasion I went in a second time.”Asked if that was intentional, he said: “That was deliberate...

Prime Minister Boris Johnson is focusing on bins, potholes and council tax, but the Tories are entering the final days before the local elections on Thursday with a fresh scandal adding to the 'partygate' fallout. Conservative MP Neil Parish announced his resignation on Saturday as he admitted twice watching pornography in the House of Commons.

Stephen Fry and David Baddiel are among those who have ridiculed the claim made by Tory MP Neil Parish that he was ‘trying to look at tractors’ after being caught watching porn in the House of Commons.Yesterday, the member of parliament for Tiverton & Honiton was identified as the previously unnamed politician who was allegedly spotted watching adult content twice by two female colleagues during a meeting.After being suspended from the parliamentary party, Mr Parish confirmed that he was going to resign from his position, saying he was ‘not proud’ of what happened.Speaking to BBC News, he said: ‘The situation was that – funnily enough it was tractors I was looking at. I did get into another website that had a very similar name and I watched it for a bit which I shouldn’t have done.

Jeremy Clarkson has told how he's changed his mind over the human rights barrister, George Clooney's wife Amal, after listening to her talk at the United Nations a few days ago.The Clarkson's Farm star, 62, heralded the brunette beauty, 44, as having the "most beautiful voice" after admitting that he initially assumed her to be a "human rights loony."The Clarkson's Farm star took a U-turn over his thoughts on human right's barrister Amal following her speech at a UN meeting in New York earlier this week.George's wife of eight years urged the UN to hold Russia accountable for the alleged war crimes it has committed in Ukraine.Top Gear star Jeremy told how he assumed the legal expert to be a "drippy human rights loony who can only ever get her lefty messages across" as she's married to the Hollywood icon.However, the farmer relayed that he was blown away after listening to her talk at the UN meeting on Wednesday.He cited that Amal has the "most beautiful voice I’ve ever heard", adding that it was like having "warm honey" poured into his ears despite not understanding what she was speaking about, he wrote in his column in The Sun.Jeremy's comment came days after Amal set pulses racing in a sheer, skin tight red dress as she stepped out in New York city for dinner with her mother Baria Alamuddin.Dressed up to the nines, the human rights attorney's petite waist was on show as the brightly-coloured dress hugged her trim figure.The bottom of Amal's dress featured detailed embroidery and ruched fabric across her hips.The look was complete with two bows at the back which added more elegance to the dress.She partnered the outfit with a pair of silver stiletto heels and a boxy rectangle clutch.The mother of twins, Alexander and

Tory MP Neil Parish said he will resign as an MP after he admitted to watching pornography twice in the House of Commons - but said it began after first looking at tractors online.

Gary Lineker has joked he's "always terrified" he'll accidentally watch porn too following the latest controversy amongst the UK Government.It was alleged this week that Conservative MP Neil Parish had been looking at adult content while in the House of Commons. After his identity was revealed on Friday (April 29), he claimed he may have opened it on his phone by mistake.Lineker, who jumps at almost every opportunity to poke fun on social media, responded to the news with a tweet which read: "Always terrified that I’ll accidentally watch porn during @BBCMOTD….

A Tory MP who has been accused of watching porn in the House of Commons is expected to announce his departure, sources claim.