I am 40, single and going on my first family holiday in decades

telegraph.co.uk:

what a ‘Karen’ is. I’m also amused to learn they’ve reclaimed the word ‘triggered’ from sensitive millennials, so now it’s used to mock anyone with feelings – like, if I say we’re out of Crunchy Nut Cornflakes a cry might come back: ‘Triggered!’I am thrilled when the cousins think I am 35 and even more delighted when I go on the Wild Water Rapids with the youngest one and he declares I am ‘a fun adult’!Keen to keep up this illusion I go on ride after ride with them, even braving the Tropical Cyclone – which turns out to be a mistake when I come off shaking just as I spot a sign saying ‘no alcohol or drugs’.The following day my auntie, having tackled the rapids with enthusiasm, has injured herself, so Fran and I spend the day with the boys.