Wagatha Christie case with the recklessness of recovering crack addicts who’ve just received an invitation to the next Brits afterparty, I was quietly catching up on Ted Lasso.
But finally, the Trial of the Decade (apart from the Heard/Depp, the Meghan/Mail and Ghislaine Maxwell’s) reeled me in with Rebekah Vardy’s lemon coloured, tweed, Chanel-esque suit by Alessandra Rich.
There was just so much pain, longing, aspiration and ultimately, self-delusion stitched into its pristine white embroidered trim that it became impossible to pretend that everyone on our planet is as kind as lovable as Ted.
It was time to wake up to a world of pointlessly rich people with insane egos and limitless clothing budgets. Lemon suit was day five.
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