Harry Is Definitive Proof the Only Thing Men Need to Be Attractive Is Height

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The show, which vaguely resembles (...without the sex, ofc) is, dare I say, kind of genius? The kisses that cost $3000, the relationship dramz, and the Alexa-like robot used as a love guru is truly the stuff reality television dreams are made of.

Admittedly, it’s quite possible I was so into THTH because the only thing I could compare it to was the last thing I binged, which naturally was .

So let’s just say I’d much rather watch eight hours of sexy singles parade along a beach than worry about why I feel oddly turned on by Joe Exotic’s eyebrow ring. …Which brings me to my next point.

If you’ve watched, you’ve probably thirsted over David’s abs, dreamt of Kelz’s voice, and fallen in deep like with the “cheeky” Aussie, Harry.