Gary Lineker has poked fun at former Manchester City defender Micah Richards on the latest MOTD: Top 10 podcast. During the international break, those two BBC Sport pundits were joined by Alan Shearer to conjure up a top-ten list of Premier League 'ballers'.
To the uninitiated, that means they rated players, past and present, on account of flair, trickery, dribbling skills and their all-round entertainment value.
Or as Richards explained to his more seasoned colleagues, it is 'all about the sauce'. Manchester United icon Cristiano Ronaldo - back for a second coming at Old Trafford - was picked out as number one by all three pundits.
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