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Pretty well from when he started out in 2002, melding fiction, recreation and direct reportage in films that won him two San Sebastián Golden Shells but bamboozled more mainstream critics, Spain’s Isaki Lacuesta has maintained that he wanted to make larger audience movies.With his tenth feature, Berlin competition player “One Year, One Night,” taking in the 2015 Bataclan Paris terrorist attack, he finally has his chance.Produced by Lacuesta’s label La Termita Films and Spain’s Bambu Producciones, the company behind milestone Spanish TV shows “Grand Hotel,” “Velvet” and “Cable Girls,” “One Year, One Night” cost six times the budget of Lacuesta’s most expensive film before that, the director says. It stars Argentina’s Nahuel Pérez (“BPM (Beats Per Minute)”) and Noémie Merlant (“Portrait of a Lady on Fire”), two of the most admired young actors currently working in France, and it’s backed by the distribution and sales muscle of Studiocanal, which took a minority stake in Bambu in 2016.“I’ve never tried to make films of a size whose budget I didn’t have,” says Lacuesta.

Along with Robert Eggers and Ari Aster, Jordan Peele is one of modern horror’s new masters. Well, good news, horror fans: all three directors have new films out this year.

golf's biggest party as fans launched their beers onto the green in wild scenes at the Phoenix Open.Sam Ryder's stunning shot on the 124-yeard 16th hole led to fans in the 17,000-seater grandstand throwing their drinks into the air and causing a stoppage in play.With the course left littered with bottles, cans and cups, the golf action was delayed by around 15 minutes during Saturday's third round.CBS' Amanda Balionis also admitted: “We are covered in beer and other liquids I believe. We might have a slight rain delay here," after being showered by drinks.Ryder's tee shot had landed just right and short of the hole before bouncing a couple of times and tumbling into the hole to secure a hole in one on the par three 16th.This caused those in the stands watching to launch their drinks into the air in celebration, having maintained an electric atmosphere throughout the day.Speaking after his round, Ryder said: “I don't know how I could pick a hole over this one.Who will win the Phoenix Open? Let us know in the comments section below.“It just ended up being a perfect 54-degree wedge.

Chelsea have awkwardly included a snap of Edouard Mendy's gaffe against West Ham United in an online graphic celebrating being crowned 'champions of the world'.Goals from Romelu Lukaku and Kai Havertz saw the Blues inch past Palmeiras to win the Club World Cup on Saturday and clinch the only piece of silverware that had been missing from their trophy cabinet.Naturally, the club's social media team began basking in the glory, as images of players and fans celebrating came flooding in.But a graphic they created to celebrate becoming world champions has rival fans in stitches as they included a shot of Mendy being caught out by Arthur Masuaku's cross during Chelsea's 3-2 defeat to West Ham in December."Chelsea’s graphic saying 'Champions of the world' have a picture of Mendy and it’s the one where he pushes Masuaku’s cross into the goal," tweeted a giddy Hammers fan."That's embarrassing haha.

sex in public via CCTV footage in July last year showed off a rude gesture after she appeared in court.Thief Nicola Henderson attended Teesside Magistrates' Court and admitted outraging public decency in Stockton amongst other crimes, including theft and assault.With a string of offences taking place last year around April-December, Henderson admitted guilt to five separate charges and will be sentenced next month.

Camilla will be crowned alongside Prince Charles in a 'scaled-back' coronation, sources say.The streamlined royal service set to take place at Westminster Abbey will be shorter and cheaper than coronations in the past.

Merging the male and female acting categories into gender-neutral ones at the Bafta Awards is something that has been discussed and remains under consideration, according to outgoing chief executive Amanda Berry. 

Known for speaking her mind, The Only Way is Essex star Gemma Collins has revealed more about her own self-harming and how she feared being “locked up” if she was discovered. Gemma, also known by her public persona The GC, has recently spoken candidly about self-harm in her Channel 4 documentary Gemma Collins: Self Harm and Me, which is set to be aired on Wednesday 16 February.The reality star, 41, is set to show a more raw and emotional side to her than viewers usually see and speaks with psychotherapists, self-harmers, friends and family in a bid to get to the bottom of what drives people to self-harm. Ahead of the the programme's air date, the TV favourite spoke to The Mirror about the issue admitting she feared she’d be “locked up” if she was found out.

Strictly Come Dancing bosses allegedly intend to keep Anton Du Beke as a judge this year, axing Bruno Tonioli, according to a report. Bruno, 66, was unable to take part in last year’s judging panel after Covid restrictions prevented him from travelling to the UK, however was he expected to return to the show after Craig Revel Horwood gave his support by casting him on the Strictly live tour. But, a BBC source has reportedly suggested that show bosses have now decided in Anton’s favour, claiming that his contract is due to be renewed.The source told The Sun: “We have been told Anton’s contract as a judge is going to be renewed.The bosses were really happy with his performance.

Kate Garraway has said she is discovering a 'new way to be in love' with her husband.

Sinead said her son was “on suicide watch” at a Dublin hospital after trying to take his own life twice in the space of a week.The singer confirmed Shane’s tragic death in the early hours of January 8.She penned: “My beautiful son, Nevi’im Nesta Ali Shane O’Connor, the very light of my life, decided to end his earthly struggle today and is now with God.“May he rest in peace and may no one follow his example. My baby.

Less than a year after his appointment, the Stephen Glass experiment at Aberdeen is officially over.

Davina McCall stunned diners at an Ayrshire restaurant after making a shock visit.

A Rutherglen man has praised a new NHS weight loss programme after shedding a staggering four stone in less than a year.

CHARLOTTE Church was unmasked at The Masked Singer's Mushroom on Saturday night - much to the delight of fans. The Welsh classical singer was finally revealed to be under the mask after weeks of the tough TV competition.

The end is near! Hollywood is gearing up for spring by buying plenty of spring and summer pieces to refresh their closets.

Chloe Ferry whipped fans into a frenzy as she shared a rather seductive snap to her Instagram page.The reality star, 26, opted to pose in sheer lingerie for a sizzling display, delighting fans ahead of Valentine's Day, leaving very little to the imagination.Chloe, who shot to fame on MTV's Geordie Shore ensured that the camera captured every inch of her curvaceous figure as she rested on the edge of a large velvet bed.Ensuring she captured the full attention of her 3.7 million followers, the brunette beauty offered a seductive gaze as she looked down towards the camera.The tele personality slipped into a set of lacey black lingerie, carefully protecting her modesty while leaving the majority of her figure on display.Her sleek lingerie was neatly decorated with black floral prints covering her chest while a pair of suspended covered her legs, leaving her thigh tattoo visible.The beauty let her glossy locks cascade down the side of her face in a high ponytail while she went all out in the make-up department, oozing sex appeal.Since uploading the sultry snap, Chloe has amassed over 29,000 likes from her adoring followers who flocked to the comments in their thousands.One fan commented: "Beautiful sexy woman," alongside a string of fire emojis."My love you are a dream," gushed another.Before a third typed: "A beautiful sensual woman with lots of love to give.""Wow, that's a nice picture you look gorgeous and cute," penned another.It comes after Chloe sparked engagement rumours with a huge diamond sparkler on a recent wild night out in Newcastle.She looked amazing with a face full of glam make-up and her shiny brunette locks styled into a middle parting.The TV personality accessorised the outfit with a selection of jewellery

Sarah Andres, 35, showed off her stunning makeover to empower other women to regain confidence through makeup.She opened up on TikTok and using clip-on veneers changed the "whole perception" of herself after losing her front teeth in a quad bike accident in 2017.In her TikTok videos, she shows her bare face – with half-shaved eyebrows and no veneers – while flashing her double chin and and wrinkles in a cheeky look.She calls her a "catfish" and a "baddie" as a transition filter reveals her look after makeup.Many viewers were blown away by her makeup skills, particularly the winged eyeliner and the smokey effect on the eyeshadows."Your eye makeup is amazingly beautiful and I love your confidence in it!" one said, while a second wrote: "Yes I love your transition. I can never do it nicely, can you please do a tutorial?"A third pointed out: "You've got skills! You look like another person completely."Some joked the transformation left them with huge trust issues and said it's "illegal" to do that.Sarah thanked her viewers' kind words and was happy to share her tutorial on drawing the perfect eyebrows and contouring her nose to make it appear smaller.She said in a video: "I try to be kind and treat others the way that I want to be treated but you don't really know the reflection of yourself until you have people watching you from an outsider's perspective."Maybe I'm finally starting to believe the good things about me.

Brandon Boyd has shared a new animated video for his latest single, ‘A Better Universe’ – you can watch it below.Produced by John Congleton, the rousing new track is the fourth to be lifted from the Incubus frontman’s upcoming new solo album, ‘Echoes And Cocoons’.In a statement explaining the inspiration behind ‘A Better Universe’, Boyd said: “Did you ever encounter someone so far gone in their malignant narcissism and self aggrandizing, self assured egomania that all you could do was take a deep breath and walk away? Of course you have, you see a potential ‘them’ in the mirror each day.“Have you ever wished that that ‘someone’ would die? Would that even solve the problem? For if they found an audience so eager and ready to glutton themselves on the message, could it not be argued that there will be yet another wolf in wolf’s clothing waiting in the wings to rush in and fill that void? I found myself in the teeth of this dilemma recently and I struggled with the ethical problem that was clinging to its heels. Then, shortly after locking horns with this philosophical bull, I met the person whom I’d come to this unfortunate impasse with in a dream.”Boyd then went on to quote some of the song’s lyrics: “I met you in a dream, and in the dream you died/ I slow danced on your grave, and I got all teary eyed/ I woke up with a smile, wiped the tears away/ I wished that it were real/ So it goes, so I’ll say, I’m sorry but it’s a better universe without you in it/ Did you read the book or did you just see the movie?/ Every breath you take is just a waste of air.”“Do I wish ill upon my fomenter? I do not.

Former Hamilton boss Alex Neil says he's aiming to rack up plenty of wins to help his new Sunderland side into the English Championship.

Ex Pussycat Dolls singer Kimberly Wyatt is said to be feeling “awkward” after discovering that her fellow Dancing on Ice celebs have a group chat she knew nothing about, it has been reported. Kimberly, 40, is said to have been unaware that some of her fellow cast mates from the ITV skating show had been chatting in a WhatsApp group. And after discovering news of the chat, Kimberly reportedly felt "excluded" by the move.