Desperate Russians google 'How do I break my arm?' after Putin announces conscription

Russian President Vladimir Putin sitting naked on a gold toilet has gone up for auction.The statue appeared in the Czech Republic and was placed outside the Russian embassy in the nation’s capital, Prague.Posting an image of the statue on Reddit, user u/extrawakame said: “In the Czech Republic, an auction of a statue of Putin sitting on a golden toilet is currently taking place.READ MORE: 'Superhero' bloke's Pizza Express loyalty hack hands out £70 of discounts to strangers“The proceeds will be used to purchase a combat drone that will be donated to Ukraine. (Photo shows the statue in front of the Russian embassy in Prague.)”At the centre of the protest are calls for the release of Russian opposition politician Alexei Navalny, who was jailed for nine years for "fraud and contempt".

Roger Waters has shared an open letter to Russian president Vladimir Putin, urging him to commit to a ceasefire and diplomatic settlement to end the Russia-Ukraine war.In a statement shared on social media, Waters pointed out that he was spurred to write Putin after seeing comments on his letters to Ukraine’s first lady Olena Zelenska, asking why he had only addressed one side of the conflict.The former Pink Floyd bassist has claimed that in the months since Russia invaded Ukraine in February, he has “tried to use [his] small influence to encourage a ceasefire and a diplomatic settlement that addresses the security needs of both Ukraine and The Russian Federation”.Addressing Putin directly, Waters asked: “Would you like to see an end to this war? If you were to reply and say, ‘Yes please.’ That would immediately make things a lot easier. If you were to come out and say, ‘Also the Russian Federation has no further territorial interest beyond the security of the Russian speaking populations of The Crimea, Donetsk and Lubansk [sic].’ That would help too.”Waters went on to address the notion that Putin and his forces “want to overrun the whole of Europe, starting with Poland and the rest of the Baltic states”.

READ MORE: Russians being sent to war with 'old, rusty and mouldy weapons from Somali pirates'“I am ashamed that this is happening at a time when, on the contrary, we should be united,” the governor added.

Ukrainians were suffocated to death by gas masks, castrated before being killed and savagely shocked in a homemade electric chair by barbaric Russian troops.Evidence of the above war crimes has reportedly been found and shown in an online video taken after the Russians fled the newly-liberated Ukrainian city of Iyzum.It was been claimed that "medieval" acts of torture were inflicted on "hundreds" of victims in dungeons at the then occupied city's police station.READ MORE: Putin's horror nuclear war 'could be a reality', Ukraine's President Zelensky fearsMass graves were also discovered with Taras Berezovets, from the Ivan Bohun brigade of the Ukrainian army’s special forces, telling The Sun Online: "They tortured people with gas masks. We found two of them."In this torture, you put the gas mask over the head and close the holes so they can’t inhale - to suffocate people.

Vladimir Putin is not bluffing with his threats of nuclear war.Zelensky reckons that the Russian leader wants to "scare the whole world" and feels an atomic strike "could be a reality".The nuclear rhetoric from Moscow was ramped up last week when Putin announced his plans to call up 300,000 civilians for his war in Ukraine.READ MORE: Crazed man killed woman, 21, because her pet pooed outside his apartmentAnd Zelensky is not of the opinion that Putin's menacing words are without substance.In an interview on US television network CBS' Face The Nation news programme, Zelensky declared: "He wants to scare the whole world. Look, maybe yesterday it was bluff."Now, it could be a reality.

Vladimir Putin is planning to close the Russian border for all men of fighting age, a source close to the Kremlin has said.The source told independent Russian news site Meduza that ban could come in as early as Wednesday (September 28). It comes as Putin announced a call up of around 300,000 reservists to fight in the war in the Ukraine, as a wave of counterattacks from Ukrainian forces look to be turning the tide in the conflict.READ MORE: Putin’s new conscripts spotted dozing about drunk and refusing to follow ordersSince the announcement, plane fares from Russia to neighbouring countries soared and huge traffic jams were seen on the Russian border with Georgia.

Vladimir Putin's decision to mobilise 300,000 reservists for his war in Ukraine. In apparent shows of defiance, the newly called-up soldiers appear to be refusing to form ranks and, in one video shared by Moscow-based British journalist Danny Armstrong on Twitter, some conscripts appear to be sleeping off the effects of alcohol.READ MORE: Woman sparks rabies fears after bringing pet racoon named Rocky into barHe posted: "Russian conscripts on the way to fight in Ukraine.

Russia while fighting for Ukraine, told Vladimir Putin's torturers to "f*** off" after they sent sick videos of her son. Aiden, 28, along with Shaun Pinner, 48, John Harding, 59, Dylan Healy, 22, and Andrew Hill, 35, arrived in the UK on Thursday (September 22) following a prisoner swap brokered by ex-Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich.Russian forces captured Aiden, from Newark in Nottinghamshire, back in April when he was fighting as a Ukrainian Marine.

Vladimir Putin makes to carry out a nuclear strike against Ukraine and the West could lead to him being killed by his own generals, an expert has claimed.Professor Peter Duncan at the UCL School of Slavonic and East European Studies (SSEES) shared his views with the Daily Express as sham referendums were staged by Moscow in large areas of Ukraine that are now expected to be annexed by Russia. Putin's thinly-veiled nuclear threats accompanied the state address earlier this week in which he confirmed that 300,000 reservists would be conscripted for the war in Ukraine.READ MORE: Russia's forbidden military testing region filled with bears, volcanos and missilesBut, whether the Russian president is bluffing or does not understand the peril of his own situation if he commanded the pulling of the nuclear trigger, is unclear with Prof Duncan saying: "The bottom line is that Putin is isolated from reality.

Vladimir Putin's closest allies tried to snake his way out of 'enlistment' after prank callers made him believe he was being called up to the Russian Army. Images circling the world show hordes of Russian men being rounded up to be taken to the frontline of Putin's dirty war in Ukraine and the 32-year-old son of Dmitry Peskov, the Kremlin chief's press secretary, thought he was next.

Vladimir Putin is reportedly also testing a mysetrious new hypersonic nuclear missile at an isolated testing site in northern Russia. The news firms up his comment of "I'm not bluffing" when talking about nuclear willingness during a speech earlier this week.The Burevestnik nuclear-powered cruise missile is dubbed a "flying Chernobyl" by experts and was reportedly spotted at Novaya Zemlya test site earlier this month.

Vladimir Putin lookalike who made a tidy second income impersonating the Kremlin chief has been told to "grow a moustache and not leave his home" for his own safety. Slawomir Sobala, 53, from Poland, has noticed a shift in attitude towards him as his evil twin's campaign of terror in Ukraine has worsened. His daily toils are intensified by the fact that in his hometown, Wroclaw, in the west of Poland, one in every ten residents is Ukrainian.READ MORE: Beauty queen who watches pals die on Ukrainian front line 'has bullet for Putin'"The war that Putin unleashed obviously affects my daily life.

Vladimir Putin has ordered a partial mobilisation in which thousands of Russian reservists will "suffer horribly" when they are sent to Ukraine, according to the UK Government.Up to 300,000 reservists could be called up following Russia's recent struggles in Ukraine with Vladimir Putin also teasing the usage of weapons of mass destruction.Having invaded Ukraine in February earlier this year, plenty of bloodshed has been spilled on both sides but a series of strategic victories for Ukraine in recent weeks has turned on the pressure for victory for Putin and his regime.READ MORE: Russians lads flee Mad Vlad call up with £10k flights and borders jammedDefence Minister James Heappey questioned Russia's ability to tally up 300,000 reservists as he told the House of Commons: "Russia is unlikely to be able to muster the 300,000 mobilised reservists quickly, let alone deploy them as an effective fighting force.Following Putin's announcement of military mobilisation, flights out of Russia immediately began selling out with plane tickets costing up to £10,000. Heappey added: "Putin is rattled and his tactics transparent.

Vladimir Putin's nuclear weapons threat is nothing more than a "bluff".Kasyanov served as Putin's PM between 2000 and 2004 and claimed his regime will inevitably collapse within two years.The former PM was forced to leave Russia and moved to an undisclosed location earlier this year, the Daily Mirror reports.READ MORE: Russians lads flee Mad Vlad call up with £10k flights and borders jammedHe expressed that he "very much doubts" Putin will go through with his threats of nuclear war and with Russia losing ground in the war in recent weeks, the current leader announced a partial mobilisation of reserve forces.Seemingly under pressure in the war against Ukraine, the Russian President said Kyiv or Western Europe will not be immune if he decides to use weapons of mass destruction.It is reported 55,000 Russian soldiers have died in the seven months since the war began and with the mobilisation of 300,000 reservists, that has led to thousands of Russians protesting with many attempting to flee the country.Kasyanov told Channel 4 News: "In terms of mobilisation, it's not a bluff.

Russians are rushing to leave the country as cars queue at borders and flights almost sell out to avoid Mad Vlad’s call-up to arms amid dwindling faith in his war against Ukraine. Queues stretching for miles built up to enter Finland, Kazakhstan, Georgia and Mongolia in a mass scramble to avoid being sent to the frontline, and one-way plane tickets rocketed in price as thousands frantically rushed to escape.A seat on a flight from Moscow to Heathrow was listed at £10,051, while a ticket to Istanbul in Turkey was priced at £10,115.READ MORE: Luxury 100,000 person bunker Putin and cronies will cower in if nukes are deployedIt follows Vladimir Putin’s chilling TV address threatening a nuclear attack on the West and ordering a partial mobilisation to boost his depleted forces in Ukraine.Defence Minister Sergei Shoigu said 300,000 reservists from some 25million potential fighters would now be drafted in.

Vladimir Putin would head deep underground in an inside nuclear bunker that can house 100,000 of his fellow cronies should he ever launch a nuclear attack. The underground city is protected from potential nuclear attacks, with claims over the size, population and scope of the potential bunker aired after the Russian despot made veiled nuclear threats.A recent speech from Putin warned he was "not bluffing" when it came to using any weapons at his disposal, but it would appear a more nuclear option has pushed Putin underground.READ MORE: Surviving nuclear war in UK - estate agent shows map of safest places outside blast zoneAn academic who first alleged the Kremlin leader was seriously ill has now claimed Putin is set for a cushy life underground with his cronies.

Vladimir Putin is immortal because of a photograph of a soldier from a war in the 1920s.The Russian premier, who turns 70 in October, may appear like he can dodge death, after batting off a host of suspected illnesses.However, suggestions that he was in his twenties in the 1920s may be a bit far-fetched.Even still, some conspiracy theorists think that a Russian soldier from a photograph in 1920, and another from 1941 is in fact the President.READ MORE: 'Don't expect your wife to do what pornstars do,' says adult movie legend Mia KhalifaUFO site Disclose.tv posted: "Social networks are circulating pictures from 1920 and 1941 for which some people claim they are pictures of Russian President Vladimir Putin. "In fact, supporters of the thesis that Putin is almighty and immortal have launched a story that their president is a mythical creature that resides on our planet for hundreds, if not thousands of years."The Telegraph even went as far as to suggest in 2015: "Perhaps the Russians have secretly discovered time travel."It is unclear what conflict, if any, the 1920 photo comes from, but that period falls into the time of the Bolshevik Revolution, when Russia abolished its monarchy and adopt a socialist form of government after a period of civil war.The second picture, from 20 years after the first, is likely to have been taken of a soldier involved in the Second World War.

Vladimir Putin's "Rasputin" said a nuclear apocalypse at the hands of Russia is likely, claiming that the West "underestimates" the nation. Putin made a worrying TV address yesterday in which he threatened the West with nuclear annihilation, prompting fascist friend Alexander Dugin to warn that Moscow was "undoubtedly" considering pressing the big red button.Speaking about the possibility of a nuclear attack, Dugin said: "Likely? Yes, probably.

Rachel Riley, 36, was incensed when she heard that Vladimir Putin had made fresh threats of a nuclear war.The Russian leader warned today that he would use all options at his disposal to protect Russia's "territorial integrity". She made no secret of her dislike of Putin when she told her 692,800 Twitter followers in no uncertain terms: "Forever rot."She reposted a tweet by Max Seddon, the Moscow Bureau Chief at the Financial Times, which had announced: "Putin is finally speaking."To defend the country and the people, we will use all the means at our disposal.'"Rachel, who has been in opposition to the Ukraine war, reacted to the news by urging him to "rot".It has been estimated that there are currently up to 190,000 Russians fighting on Ukrainian soil, but Putin is keen to increase that number and, in an impassioned televised speech, urged more of his citizens to join the war."Referendums" held in parts of Ukraine occupied by Russian forces seem to indicate that the majority of the population would like their area to become part of Russia.However the vote is led and controlled by the Kremlin, and few outsiders believe that the results will be real.Putin has insisted he is saving Ukrainians, claiming: "Russia can’t give up people close to her to be torn apart by executioners and fail to respond to their desire to determine their own fate."He then added: "If its territorial integrity is threatened, Russia will use all the means at its disposal."Prompting rising fears that Putin will unleash nuclear weapons, he added: "This is not a bluff."The dictator also claimed during his speech that the West aims to "weaken, divide and destroy Russia" and that the country must defend itself.US President Joe Biden condemned his call to