Hannah and Terence adjust to their new life of spending all day, every day in isolation – together HANNAH: Through the magic of magazine deadlines, as I write we’ve just gone into lock- down.
Who knows where we’ll be when you read this, in this great cultural experiment? Already car manufacturers are being encouraged to produce ventilators, luxury goods companies are making hand sanitiser,and sex-toy sales are up. [TERENCE: There’ll be a baby boom, you mark my words.] Will we be brighter, better people able to appreciate the real value of things, or have perished from so many inadequately wiped backsides?
If only I’d kept a cuttings book during my long years of hackery. Initially, Terence was struggling to suppress his boyish excitement.
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